So, Mitt Romney Schifffted gears;
And we listen to them grind,
Like his teeth, because the nation’s
Left him very far behind.
For the moment, his new friends
Smile in cold satisfaction –
But he’ll find his Schiffting principles
Won’t gain him any traction.
Those who now sing fulsome praise,
Found him disgusting, once. Of course,
They haven’t really changed their minds; it’s
We who trusted, who feel remorse.